Forget those china plates, iPad and iPhone apps are the new must-haves for people who want to follow the fairy tale wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William.
To makes sure there is as much interest as possible on April 29, broadcasters and publishers are crowding the iTunes store
with dozens of apps, many of them free, aimed at filling the teacups of royal watchers the world over to brimming.
Though they’ll probably never surpass the interest in the Kate Middleton doll
with its big head or the fun factor in commemorative condoms
, unlike ceramics (which more or less live forever) you can dump these apps guilt-free as your interest wanes post-nuptials.