The front page of the gossip rag The National Equirer
February 17 shouted about the untimely demise of Apple’s founder and CEO
Steve Jobs: “APPLE BOSS 6 WEEKS TO LIVE
That headline was derived from a medical source quoted by the newspaper: “One of our experts – Boca Raton, Fla., critical care physician Dr. Samuel Jacobson, who has not treated Jobs – told The ENQUIRER: ‘The poor guy! Judging from these photos, he is close to terminal. I would say he has six weeks.’”
Well, needless to say, the doctor was wrong
and the whole “six weeks to live” thing was just sensationalist baloney. Jobs is very much alive. And since his paparazzi death sentence more than six weeks ago, he has dined with the president and launched the iPad 2.